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Evening Classes For Men

Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays.

Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2: Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 5: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6: Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 8: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 9: How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 10: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries,
other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!