A Stupid Person is …..

Ø A few clowns short of a circus...

Ø A few fries short of a Happy Meal...

Ø An experiment in artificial stupidity...

Ø A few beers short of a six pack...

Ø Dumber than a box of hair...

Ø A few peas short of a casserole....

Ø Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box...

Ø The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead...

Ø One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl...

Ø One taco short of a combo plate...

Ø A few feathers short of a whole duck...

Ø All foam, no beer...

Ø The cheese slid off his cracker...

Ø Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel...

Ø Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt...

Ø Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear...

Ø Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel...

Ø He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down...

Ø An intellect rivaled only by garden tools...

Ø As smart as bait...

Ø Chimney's clogged...

Ø Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash...

Ø Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair...

Ø Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor...

Ø Forgot to pay his brain bill...

Ø Her sewing machine's out of thread...

Ø His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels...

Ø His belt doesn't go through all the loops...

Ø If he had another brain, it would be lonely...

Ø Missing a few buttons on his remote control...

Ø No grain in the silo...

Ø Proof that evolution can go in reverse...

Ø Receiver is off the hook...

Ø Several nuts short of a full pouch...

Ø Sky light leaks a little...

Ø Too much yardage between the goal posts...

Ø Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Ø A few sandwiches short of a picnic ...